google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022

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by NoahA2010 September 16, 2025

Google

The best and most amazing company in the world!

If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.

by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020

Google

the answer to all your questions

Google is the best!
bro can u google that, please?

by The defenitor January 26, 2021

Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.

A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.

by vladdycat October 14, 2011

Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020