A great couple and they will last forever and ever. Austin is a cutie and a great singer and Emily is an amazing person and she is great at everything she does. If they aren't together already then the he must be living under a rock! Emstin forever!! They are just so gorgeous and lovely together I am just getting so emotional over it...
Girl: I love Austin Mahone!
Girl 2: didn't you here that emily is dating him?
Girl: oh yeah they are perf together!
Girl 2: Austin mahone and Emily forever!!
Girl 2: didn't you here that emily is dating him?
Girl: oh yeah they are perf together!
Girl 2: Austin mahone and Emily forever!!
by Laura georgie September 19, 2012
A brat who throws tantrums and is a wannabe furry. Mostly 7-10 years old but maybe 6. She seems like an angel, because of her very light blonde hair and brunette freckles, but is a devilish brat who doesn’t care about what other people tell her what to do, like her mother and father. :’)
Emily Ann Swanson is a brat
by Mei mei ;) July 16, 2022
OMG IT IS ABUSE EMILY DAY!
by IAMAPERSONMAN April 06, 2019
Collin Emily and Laura typical convo.
Laura:Hey sexy love
Collin:Your fucking retarted
Emily pisses herself due to laughter
Laura:Hey sexy love
Collin:Your fucking retarted
Emily pisses herself due to laughter
by collin m4321465 July 28, 2009
Who is that?
I mean...seriously, does this person exist? That ought to be nobody, right?
(For further reference watch Edgar Allan Poes Murder Mytery Invite Only Casual Dinner Party/Gala For Friends Potluck)
I mean...seriously, does this person exist? That ought to be nobody, right?
(For further reference watch Edgar Allan Poes Murder Mytery Invite Only Casual Dinner Party/Gala For Friends Potluck)
-I thought someone knocked.
-Oh, I did. I knocked.
-I'm sorry. Who are you?
-Emily Dickinson? I stay in my room a lot.
-Oh, I did. I knocked.
-I'm sorry. Who are you?
-Emily Dickinson? I stay in my room a lot.
by juusti November 04, 2017
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
by Sullivanderous March 18, 2019