Thought of the day

the one thing everyone's looks foreword to

Thought of the day goes like this... expect to win

by Tippyturner October 4, 2016

dick of a day

When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls

Well that was a dick of a day

by Geoffers November 28, 2016

abby day

A good person; Someone who doesn't judge people; A best friend anyone could ask for; Like no one else; Pure beauty; Love; Fantasy

Wow! Your an "Abby Day!"

by 'GoodLifeStudios' December 13, 2016

Poits day

Piss on it, Tomorrows Saturday.

Hey Chuck, you going to get that report done soon?

No! Its Poits Days afterall.

by BlocRoc December 7, 2015

Llama day

March 22- a day where u celebrate llama s bc why not

Bro it’s llama day today!

by Well ok the November 22, 2018

Cerfunctionous Day

It is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn

did you do that cartwheel because it was Cerfunctionous Day? DAMN

by pinkpterodactyl August 21, 2017

Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.

Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day

by Jflo207 November 11, 2018