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goose cunt

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What a goose cunt
by Pussycat44 September 23, 2016
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Scum Cunt

Someone is scummy and cunty. May be a person who is arrogant or someone that cheats on their fiancé with a hoe.
Spiro cheats on his wife with another woman. He is such a Scum Cunt!
by supa150 October 3, 2016
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news cunt

female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.
by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008
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Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 22, 2021
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Cunt Clique

1. Cunt Clique is a term to describe a group of immature girls who only strive on gossiping, slandering, harassing, and starting petty drama with people. In school, it's usually the popular whores.

2. The infamous batch of girls from Japanese Anime: 2 in yahoo! chat who only live to cause silly internet drama. These girls are major attention whores who have no lives outside of the internet and their screen names. They only live to slander people in the most obsessive ways or steal each others "friends" and "boyfriends". Although the Cunt Clique have migrated to a Role Play chat room, they continue to vomit their silly girl drama all over each other and their victims.

tl;dr don't talk to these girls of that nature, ignore them. Do not associate yourself with any immature women who are cunts and drama whores.
1. "At P.E yesterday, the Cunt Clique was starting drama over a girl going out with the captain of the basketball team."

2. "I can't stand the OOC room at RPH. It's packed full of the Cunt Clique. Eden and Ang are skanks always pmsing all over everyone and sucking off Kaine's chode or Courtney and her huge lesbian girl cock. They need to gtfo and go back to JA:2."
by ahaha.wav October 28, 2010
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cunt waste

n. - A human being completely devoid of social worth. One who is deserving of loathing and scorn.
"My ex is a total piece of cunt waste. That bitch just sits around leaching off of everyone, and criticizing them for how they live their lives, even though she has never lifted a finger in her life."
by r4d10s1l3nc3 June 18, 2012
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moist cunt

1. a wet female genitalia.
2. A totally radical sexmove.

3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.
1. Dude i got some of that moist cunt yesterday
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt
by BulletProofToast June 5, 2017
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