Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
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Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.
by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025
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I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch
He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.
I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch
He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.
I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch
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Every Saturday on my route home, I see Nathan G being a crotch leprechaun with Ethan next to the dumpster by A&W.
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