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Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
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Carribean Christmas

That song that's so catchy, everyone vibes to it
We played Carribean Christmas at the concert, and it was a banger!
by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019
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Homie Christmas

When you spend time with the homies on Christmas instead of your family. Then you proceed to have and orgy with the homies WITHOUT SOCKS on! This is the only time of year that isn’t gay. By the way it’s only for people of the same gender so if it’s just men then no girls and other way around
“ Dude John is having a Homie Christmas at his place this Christmas. By the way no girls are invited”

“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
by The super saiyan 3 December 25, 2022
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Christmas

Christmas is Jesus's birthday and usually celebrated christians. Christmas day is always December 25 every year. Around the Christmas season families usually buy gifts for loved ones.
For Christmas I got a bike.
Next Christmas I'm going to ask for a phone.
by oaijdfvnajvniuwe December 7, 2021
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dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.
Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you
by S0900 December 10, 2018
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Christmas

National Christmas day where you celebrate while opening presents
Oh look there's presents it must be christmas
by edenjoyful@gmail.com November 5, 2019
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