when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween
i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020
Get the missouri candy cornmug. The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.
by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018
Get the Cotton Candymug. 
A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.
Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...
Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.
Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.
Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.
Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.
by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013
Get the Candy Spidermug. Since League of Legends extended their ban word list, players had to come up with new insults.
Candy therefore stands for cancer.
Candy therefore stands for cancer.
by ratrakone December 4, 2022
Get the candymug. "a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016
Get the candy applemug. by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018
Get the Bat Candymug.