cowing

when you wrap your legs around a person or wrap your legs around a person and proceed to fuck them

OMG we cowed!! or OMG we were cowing!!

by iwannagethighhhh October 11, 2019

picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 11, 2017

Your Mom Is A Cow

When they say this, you are done. There is no comeback that could possibly counter this.

"Man, screw you!"
"Oh yeah? Well, your mom is a cow!"

by Landon Savage Gamer YT December 03, 2020

Cow Train

Cow training is when a guy or girl have sex and the guy cums in that person and they end up havjngb I squirt out all the cum, but is also meant to be offensive .

Girl 1: You probably Cow train every night. Girl 2: You probably do the same don’t lie about it.

by Getty litty bitty January 04, 2019

Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 16, 2019

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 12, 2021

Feeding a cow a hamburger raw

When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus

This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind

Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex

Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus

by snubtuba September 29, 2020