In the dead of night while someone is asleep someone it doesn't matter who will hold the sleeping person down shove chips up their ass and yell chips ahoy! And politely leave.
by Ward oyster June 01, 2021
A guy that's gay but pretends to like girls. Tries hard to get laid but game too weak. Attends a christian school. Go figure. Go fish!
Hey! I'm Chip Fisher & I'd love to suck your slong. Ian Stover turns me on the most. We get down. DM us!
by oragaminess February 27, 2019
by yeeaaaahhh March 05, 2018
by Purplenado March 05, 2023
" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "
by pethead December 21, 2015
john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"
mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"
mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"
by google blowz July 25, 2010
When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.
Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!
by thejavakat October 31, 2014