chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant
me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no
by tonyjamspencer December 19, 2019
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Chinese Water Torture

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.
I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.
by TopHatPenguin November 29, 2023
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chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!
I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!
by March 05, 2024
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