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A poor man's socialist system that the Communist Party of China (CPC) or CCP claims is a whole new ideology invented by Deng Xiaoping that takes the "good parts" of capitalism without the bad, and the "good parts" of socialism without the bad and combines them to form the number 2 spot for Gross Domestic Production (GDP) globally. But is in reality just whatever the CCP says it needs to do to pursue economic growth while justifying their authoritarian grip on power in China.
A: Okay students, can anyone tell me what is the economic system of China?
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
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Chinese Finger trap

When you are "soaking" your dick inside the pussy and then the pussy gets dry from no stimulation and then the dick gets trapped. It goes goes down hill from there.
Nathaniel: "She got me caught in that Chinese FInger Trap when I was trying to soak my member"
by Ken_Dolla February 26, 2018
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Chinese sissy day

On this day January 3 is now known as Chinese sissy day. A day where you must meet a sexy Chinese sissy and have intercourse.
Hey man its Chinese sissy day we gotta catch a plane go china
by Chinesesissylover January 3, 2025
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Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl simultaneously shoves a finger into your asshole and your pee hole.
Jojo gave me the Chinese finger trap last night. She’s a keeper.
by St. Thomas Acquinas February 27, 2021
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Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.
by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Horse Ass Gamesmug.

chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025
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Get away from me your chinese

讓你的黑鬼斜眼胡言亂語回到中國你這個中國佬

당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요

あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク

đưa thằng nói láo mắt xếch mọi đen của mày về lại Trung Quốc đi đồ chinks
Get away from me your chinese
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
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