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Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016
mugGet the Stalk Blockmug.

penis blocking

when you girlfriend is constantly on chat with you, while you are at a party, in the hopes that you will be busy with her and not score with other women
Jude's girl is on chat with him and she is totally penis blocking him.
by Aprilstar November 9, 2014
mugGet the penis blockingmug.

Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.
Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.
by smalltowncitygirl July 2, 2014
mugGet the Bike blockingmug.

salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.
Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda
by dutch bulb July 19, 2011
mugGet the salt blockmug.

christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"
Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015
mugGet the christ-blockedmug.

block-a-rino

Someone who blocks someone else on a website for no reason either because they`re an SJW and/or they can`t take criticism
1. In the Daft Pina video, CypherDen Review (feat.Cypher Den) he calls the YouTuber Tabbes a block-a-rino .
2. The YouTuber Spechie is also a block-a-rino.
by Snooty mc shoot face June 14, 2018
mugGet the block-a-rinomug.

blocked website

a schools defense of students slacking off. usually schools will block any inappropriate website or any website for games, but they still haven't found tyrones unblocked games or the useless web.
student 1: aw man, coolmathgames is a blocked website now!
student 2: just go on tyrones unblocked games. they have papas pizzaria.
by sk_ype February 11, 2020
mugGet the blocked websitemug.

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