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dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking
by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023
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Cock Block

to purpously be a douchebag and interupt a moment.
During science class my teacher cock blocked John and me while we were making out...
by for borjyy againn September 30, 2010
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Whiter's Block

A condition associated with many white people, whereby they are unable to understand how other races are being oppressed and don't understand the need for their individual political movements.
"Hey, did you see Dave saying it should be All Lives Matter instead of Black Lives Matter?"

"Yeah, Dave has a bad case of Whiter's Block"
by steelyj49 June 1, 2020
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Hot-blocked

The state of being temporarily or (like in most cases) permanently blocked from accessing your hotmail account when you need it the most.

This could be due to one of the following reasons:
1) Your password is so difficult that you fortgot what it is.
2) Your ex failed to hack your account but screwed you anyway by revoking your access.
3) You entered your pasword wrong too many damn times while tipsy or high.
John: Dude, I got this weird e-mail from you telling me to check out your new website.

Mike: Oh, sorry my account was hacked and it's sending viral e-mails to all my contacts. I've been trying to get it back but I think I'll be hot-blocked forever.
by JDL 2010 September 19, 2011
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cock block

when a male species is doing physical "activity" with a female species .
then the male species friend comes in the room , making them stop their "activities"

then the male friend hits on the female and they do some "activity" making the original male very sad . :(
Fred and Sarah were having some "fun" downstairs in Sarah's bedroom . then Albert decides to come and cock block Fred . Then Sarah leaves with Albert to have "fun" in Albert's mustang . Fred is now sad .
by veryboredrightnow August 27, 2010
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banana block

To block a penis from going into a hole
Matt I'm going to banana block you because its so small.
by Bigbanana696969 August 1, 2017
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blocked website

a schools defense of students slacking off. usually schools will block any inappropriate website or any website for games, but they still haven't found tyrones unblocked games or the useless web.
student 1: aw man, coolmathgames is a blocked website now!
student 2: just go on tyrones unblocked games. they have papas pizzaria.
by sk_ype February 11, 2020
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