Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour

'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'

by Callijames January 06, 2018

morning bean

A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.

Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.

by Lacracka2000 November 05, 2022

DR. BEAN

A mysterious Rapper who drops fire songs and then mysteriously disappears from the rap scene for months at a time.
May or may not be connected to the popular BEANOS meme, with the purple bean from a peanut commercial.
Dr. Bean is also a certified player, usually surrounded by 4 or more women at a time.

Dr. Bean is a Rapper and player who is really cool
Guy- “Holy shit is that Doctor Bean?”
Girl- “I want to fuck him so bad holy shit”

by GOd OF BOI May 17, 2022

shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways

"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"

by goldiethefirst March 04, 2023

bean lounge

A group of individuals who play instruments at a higher level. These individuals usually have large penises (beans).

Yo did you see "bean lounge"

by JAYJAYDEEJAYCUB October 20, 2022

Mike beans

Gnocci

"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."

by downesdecock November 17, 2022

Bean nonce

pure nonce who prefers kfc beans over kfc gravy

K.C is such a bean nonce don’t understand how she likes KFC beans over Gravy dutty behaviour

by big frank g March 07, 2021