Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.
by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021
Get the a brandonmug. The most ugly, annoying person you will ever meet. He is usually very entitled and gross. Hes very loud and funny but very old like (40)
by Barkley Mikeal Barbley blob December 5, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by Brandon hancock September 23, 2019
Get the Brandon Hancock cockmug. Brandon Bills$ Is someone who will protect his family at all cost! Aka YOUR COST because he will sue the pants off of you especially if you embarrass him. He is one of those dudes that would show up to a bowling alley with boxing gloves instead of bowling shoes. He’s much like Leroy brown. When Brandon walks into a room his presence is so threatening, the entire room will jump him.
Julio: “Aye man, they are tossing some dude by the hair on the slippery lanes like he a bowling bowl!“
Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$
Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$
by Holdmeclose February 24, 2022
Get the brandon bills$mug. 
A metaphor used by morons, that has no idea what a metaphor is. When someone famous says something that doesn't make it a metaphor.
by Antifia January 27, 2023
Get the Let's Go Brandonmug. by Pooh shiesty March 2, 2021
Get the Brandon eyinkmug.