Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
Get the Facebook Nerdmug. The A-pex Nerd
n.
The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
n.
The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
by Ashur June 11, 2006
Get the The Apex Nerdmug. A nerd with a tear drop tattoo on the face and tattoos down to the finger tip that has done hard prison time in a state penitentiary and has a 6 figure job in the tech field writing code.
An og nerd can sling tattoo ink and make a pizzle out of an incense container and blowtorch as well as write enterprise level code for fortune 500 companies.
An og nerd can sling tattoo ink and make a pizzle out of an incense container and blowtorch as well as write enterprise level code for fortune 500 companies.
Damn Caleb put in work on a 5 yard in california and now makes 6 figures slinging lines of code in Texas, this mother fuckers an og nerd.
by Mr.RaulDuke November 25, 2018
Get the og nerdmug. Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018
Get the Stats nerdmug. long and drawn out conversation that makes absolutely no sense to 95% of readers but completely coherent those involved. often including random acronyms and acceptance of one's nerdy tendencies.
Now this is a real nerd thread:
1: it also looks cooler :P
2: just cause it has more knobs and buttons
1: exactly
3: with like 200+ ports for master inputs, its kinda easy to just find a hole...but thats all you can do...hahahaha love you Man
4: the PM5D sucks...I am more of an M7CL kinda guy.
5:Actually that looks larger version of the board i learned on....
6:I like the pm5d everything it laid out... and whats with the DELL speakers?
2:yeah... dont ask... they were using the D/O on each channel for headphones (like moving it back and forth) instead of using the solo channel.
4: HAHAHA, at least they weren't using the headphone out as the main level.
6:WOWOWOW
2:lol, i think if you were to look up the definition of Nerd in the dictionary, you'd find this conversation.
4: Funny thing is, A/V nerds arn't like other nerds. We are (for the most part) still able to function socially. It's usually when we start to point out incorrect mici'ng practices to non a/v nerds that we get labeled nerds. IE: This comment thread.
6:i guess that means i am a nerd then.....
5:yep....
1: it also looks cooler :P
2: just cause it has more knobs and buttons
1: exactly
3: with like 200+ ports for master inputs, its kinda easy to just find a hole...but thats all you can do...hahahaha love you Man
4: the PM5D sucks...I am more of an M7CL kinda guy.
5:Actually that looks larger version of the board i learned on....
6:I like the pm5d everything it laid out... and whats with the DELL speakers?
2:yeah... dont ask... they were using the D/O on each channel for headphones (like moving it back and forth) instead of using the solo channel.
4: HAHAHA, at least they weren't using the headphone out as the main level.
6:WOWOWOW
2:lol, i think if you were to look up the definition of Nerd in the dictionary, you'd find this conversation.
4: Funny thing is, A/V nerds arn't like other nerds. We are (for the most part) still able to function socially. It's usually when we start to point out incorrect mici'ng practices to non a/v nerds that we get labeled nerds. IE: This comment thread.
6:i guess that means i am a nerd then.....
5:yep....
by perfectly normal February 21, 2011
Get the nerd threadmug. (N.) Someone who is academically talented and intelligent yet doesn’t know how to act in general. It’s okay tho. The nerd bitch definitely found the one to love and the one who loves you. The nerd bitch loves the significant other a whole lot more than he loves her tho. My love for 🐢 is inelastic because he’s my necessity :) lym
by hiyoko November 6, 2019
Get the nerd bitchmug. by SUPERDUPERBAM September 4, 2013
Get the Nerd Feedermug.