Canadian maple simp

Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.

Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.

by Solzkjaarn August 12, 2020

National Simp Day

A day where the country recognizes all simps.

National Simp Day is May 14th.

by CommiteeForSimps May 14, 2020

National Simp Month

All December simping nationally approved by Obama

Joshua: "Edwin why you simping so much over jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because bruh it's National Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

Simp ass Nigga

buying women you met a few days ago hundreds of dollars worth of christmas gifts

Bro i just bought this girl a $40 shirt, i’m already working over $100. This is a Simp ass Nigga.

by wavyali December 23, 2019

simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them

Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.

by simp2020 July 21, 2020

CEO of simp-nation

A simp so powerful, such a pussboi he’s the leader of simps

...goes by Jesse

Damn wtf he’s being such a simp with Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation”

by Sophie-et unión February 5, 2020

Reach-around Simp

Simps by deflecting simp behavior as scummy and vile in order to gain rapport.

He's been reach-around simping her.

by Dippyskoodlez December 28, 2020