Go to 7/11

Tell someone you're going to 7/11 when you actually drive around to drink and smoke

Hey Jane, I'm gonna Go to 7/11

by Heyitsj000 July 4, 2019

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11 pounder

Most likely you are a horse

The Giant Horse Cock Weights over 11 pounds (11 pounder)

by ANL:ASKL":AS July 20, 2021

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11/20/06

The birthday of the prettiest and awesomest person ever.

Person A: My bday is 11/20/06
Person B: Wow that means your awesome and pretty

by mao’s boyfriend October 30, 2022

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9/11

When you're driving to 7/11 but instead you accidentally say 9/11 imagine lol!

"I'm about to get a can of root beer from 9/11... wait oh no never forget."

by LikeXD31 September 11, 2023

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MD-11

The death chamber

We are going on a flight!

What airline?

Everything airlines, the aircraft is a fancy MD-11!

I would like to not die.

by ya know? October 7, 2023

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11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben September 12, 2023

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