The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!

Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Have you heard from glen?

Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen?

1: Have you heard from glen? 2: Not in a little while

by Have you heard from glen? January 26, 2025

Can I ask you a question

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.

AI: "Can I ask you a question?"

Person: "Sure."

AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."

Person: "Yes."

AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."

Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"

by Bill_Cipher January 26, 2025

YOU are

No... YOU... Are letting them steal it.

Hym "YOU are. I'm not telling shit happen and I don't know if you figured out what you're going to tell the parents but I'm just going to tell them to sue you off the internet. You... Are doing that. And in doing it you're an accomplice."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE

ITS THE FUCKING ALPHABET. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE

by Jeaf January 29, 2025

You choose

When you ask your boyfriend what you should eat for dinner and he says you choose.
(You’re indecisive)

Goes for “your choice” “you decide” “up to you” aswell.

Girlfriend: what do you want for dinner?
Boyfriend: you choose.

by RoosterRing543 January 30, 2025