National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo

Jamie got slapped

Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair

by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023

slap ass day

janurary 4th is the slap ass day

where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass

SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"

by Naku :3 January 2, 2023

National Jizz Day

National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!

Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...

by Jizzday January 2, 2023

Fuck you day

This is a ""holiday"" on the 21'th day of the year on discord you can fuck with everyone and they cant do anything, even modrators

Hey its fuck you day FUCK ALL OF YOU @eveyone

by Discord days (lmao) January 4, 2023

City-8 Day

January 17. Every member of City-8 will sacrifice themselves to City-8 on that day, using the surgically implanted bombs in their heads.

You ready for City-8 Day?

HELL YEAH! WOO!

WOO!

by jsoiegjsojeoigj January 4, 2023

Lady Gaga Appreciation Day

A day to appreciate Lady Gaga. It's everyday. Always appreciate Lady Gaga.

Person 1: What're you listening to?
Person 2: Lady Gaga obviously, it's Lady Gaga appreciation day
Person 1: Oh shoot, you're right

by Miiiiillllllkkkkkkk January 5, 2023

Potato Day

A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.

by IbaItsuki January 6, 2023