Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?

The result of when someone tells you something highly unbelievable, or just plain surprising. It can also be used elsewhere, such as when you're dissed. Basically a vulgar form of excuse me.

(while watching South Park on tv)

Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?

by southpark948 September 13, 2007

The Fuck I Look Like

A shortening of the phrase- "What the Fuck do i look like?"

Jessica-Why don't you do your homework!?

Caitlyn- THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE!!!!!

by blackazngurl September 11, 2009

[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

by shemadeabooboo January 2, 2009

where the fuck am i?

A question commonly used after a heavy intake of alcoholic beverages.

Ex. Bro where the fuck am I?

Past tense:

Bro where the fuck were we?

Future tense:

Bro where the fuck are we going to be?

Present tense:

Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication

by Schradamon July 6, 2014

fuck 'em where they fart

Self-explanatory. Indicates that someone else's opinion doesn't really matter to you.

They don't like it? Fuck 'em where they fart!

by MeAnthony October 2, 2006

Fuck Bitches Get Money

Fuck Love. Life is about money. Money makes the world go round.

-we broke up
- awwh, oh well. Fuck bitches get money, thug life

by slimshaaady December 15, 2011

fuck your couch

A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob

*a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*

(the names were at random)

Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"

Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."

Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"

Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"

Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"

by Locusmortis December 22, 2009