Shit Canoe

The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe

by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018

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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018

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Shit-bar

A turd inside a chocolate bar wrapper

David’s brother ate a shit-bar last night

by AlphaReaper72 June 12, 2018

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Shit Cocker

Someone who is a fucking shit-cocker.

God-damn you fucking shit cocker!

by pussymonger69 June 13, 2018

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Tab Shit

Masturbating with razor blades and sulfuric acid

Dude my wang hurts from all that tab shit last night

by Herpeguy June 14, 2018

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Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk

Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.

by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018

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