national post your dick day

post your dick

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"

by dezzoo September 5, 2022

Your mom

Your mom can have many definitions. Such has Your mom is ugly.

Your mom is gay

by Your mom4 March 26, 2022

practicing your dinosaur call

To puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc.

Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?

Yeah, it was quite rough.

by ;lkjasdfjhgf June 13, 2011

I Will Smack Your Back To Level 323

I Will Smack Your Back To Level 323

I Will Smack Your Back To Level 323

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Your so pretty

Instead of telling someone there complete fucking morons, and explaining that what they just suggested was the dumbest thing you ever heard. And then having to explain to them for hours how fun their idea was, you can simply say your so pretty, and move in

Little Johnny says hey this car is so fast we should add wings so we can fly,. (Instead of telling little Johnny that the wheels on the ground are what makes the car fast and I've you generated enough lift you would slow and come back down, because you need fwd motion to push sure over the rwngs.) Your so pretty.

by Sslogic June 27, 2025

your mom

the largest object in the universe

your mom

by fjhsduhifu March 7, 2022

wrench your pipe

to clamp a monkey wrench around a mans penis and twist it off

man, I wanna wrench your pipe.

by Wyzrd Head February 24, 2024