Pulled himself out of his own ass

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass

I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

by Informerer December 19, 2008

dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore

a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore is usually a word to use when you describe someone who is being a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore.
this person almost always goes by the name of kai and they almost always have weird-ass Fucking eyebrows and moustache.

coolhotgirl12345- "wow that guy has some weird-ass fucking eyebrows and moustache."
dumb fat ugly bitch ass slut- "oh you mean kai? you can just call him a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore"
coolhotgirl12345- "what a great name to call someone whos being a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore

by coolhotgirl12345 July 1, 2020

april 26th is national slap ass day

on april 26th you can slap anyone’s ass!

april 26th is national slap ass day so go and slap someone’s ass!

by Graggen Smemt April 23, 2021

fuck me in the ass and call me susan

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan

by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017

runnin like a striped ass ape

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.

when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.

by snj8594 April 24, 2010

your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018

get the water out yo ass

A strenous activity that will cause you to strain and get that water out yo ass.

we were lifting weights in josh's garage and his black ass dad looked at the bar and said "yeah boi thats enough to get the water out yo ass"

by watery ass July 11, 2009