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give a girl your hoodie

july 17 is national give a girl your hoodie day

a great way to show a girl love and affection...
boy: do you want my hoodie?
girl:of course

boy: it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
by logan puppy July 17, 2020
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your disgusting

It's you're, not your. Baka.
User 1: your disgusting
User 2: *You're disgusting. FTFY.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 16, 2022
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We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
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get your head back on

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.
Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!
by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020
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On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.
*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.
by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025
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your mum i have fucked

by Memerlol March 24, 2021
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