your mom

The greatest insult known to man

The elephants at the zoo were huge. But not as huge as your mom.

by Ben Dover #1 October 17, 2022

jockin your jimmies

Foolin around, messin with you, Just a bit of tom foolery,

Bro, I was just jockin your jimmies

by Gamestrum October 18, 2022

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

Your mom

A living organism that everyone likes "doing".

Eg: Person 1: Hi!!!

Person 2: Your mom

by Yourmomisgeh October 19, 2022

Make your girlfriend a waffle day

20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day

it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day

by turnitps October 19, 2022

I HOPE YOUR

pillow is cold on both sides tonight.

Have a good day stranger on the internet.

dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."

by wheat lord October 19, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

by mewsem October 23, 2022