Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013

Shit it Happen

The phrase you use when shit is indeed happening. Primarily, bad shit is happening. In your life, at the present moment, anytime. You can use this in many ways to say you understand and “that sucks” at the same time. It also can be used in the same way the phrase “it is what it is” is used in.

Mark: “Hey Ben glad to see your leg is healing well after that car crash.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”

Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”

by MagicGarbageCan October 22, 2020

shit

Vice City Multiplayer - VCMP

- Did you kill your life in that shit?
- You mean vcmp? Yeah, long time ago...

by Anonymous1933 December 28, 2023

Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

shit foot

When someone has "stepped in it" and instead of cleaning up their mess, they double down - leaving themself a shit foot

I called him out on the lie and he just wouldn't admit it so now he's a shit foot.

by daringrod August 1, 2025

Walk up a shit

The act of taking a walk in order to speed up a shit that's been building, as opposed to sitting and waiting longer for it to happen.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Bob? He wasn't at his desk.

Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.

by Anthony Melvin August 31, 2022

Piece of Shit

Donald Trump the President of the United States

That piece of shit does not deserve the office of the Presidency.

by Peace of shit writer December 23, 2020