Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day
by Imcoolright December 6, 2019
Get the NationaI slap ur crushes ass day mug.A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!
Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
Get the National Grab your mans ass day mug.by idgawmabi January 14, 2020
Get the don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it mug.you are to use this phrase when you stumble upon someone that is mentally subnormal or has a real issue with being an asshole.
my friend Abdul is a cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit, nigga can't do fucking sums without crying
"cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit," said my mom to my dad when he was being a useless dumb drunk clown
"cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit," said my mom to my dad when he was being a useless dumb drunk clown
by youstupidassbitch March 17, 2020
Get the cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit mug.something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021
Get the fuck me in the ass and call me johnny mug.When someone is SO thirsty for you, but they know they have no way of accessing you, because you’re totally out of their league. So, to get your attention they’ll stoop to any level and provoke you with negativity just to trigger you and get a one-time reaction or response. Because of this, they have no hope of sustaining your attention or forming a relationship with you, and their tiny taste is followed by a dismissal, ig block, or possibly more severe punitive actions.
Tiny Taster / Tiny Taster Ass Bitch:
eg: addressing a perfect stranger/follower/fan on social media:
“Oh, you gonna slide into my DMs and call me an ugly bitch? Uh huh, but you follow me and my stories tho, you tiny taster ass bitch.”
eg: addressing a perfect stranger/follower/fan on social media:
“Oh, you gonna slide into my DMs and call me an ugly bitch? Uh huh, but you follow me and my stories tho, you tiny taster ass bitch.”
by $Vaggio$ July 6, 2021
Get the tiny taster / tiny taster ass bitch mug.on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one
national ass pic day may 3rd
1: you know what day it is
2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf
1: you know what day it is
2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf
by peanut butter jelly me up May 1, 2022
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