that shit will fuck you up

when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try

Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.

by ö~ö June 18, 2024

Shit up

Something that a retard called Brian does

Brian shit up

Can you type probably

Look it up

by Ninja.gfx November 25, 2018

Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down

Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.

by Amiricle February 7, 2023

shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 22, 2018

Piece of shit

Guys names Jerry who leave there job to go work at the county and wear shorts. Normally go by the title Mr cocksuckaa

Boy Mr Cocksucka is a piece of Shit

by Pieceoshito October 3, 2019

Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.

"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.

by Shella34 May 13, 2011

UD that shit

1)When randomly having a conversation with somebody, you create a word worthy of putting on Urban Dictionary.
2)To add a made up word to Urban Dictionary.

C: "My friend calls herself Lesbozilla."
B:"UD THAT SHIT!"
C:"KAYY :D"

by C <3 June 20, 2010