Food Pimp

One who takes great pleasure in eating a vast quantity of food.

Bystander: Dang Toby! Look at all those noms! You being such a food pimp!
Toby: Don't dis it till you try it, man!

by Sugarcookiencream December 5, 2009

Angel Food Surprise

The act of shoving a urinal cake into the mouth of a sexual partner right before climax.

We were getting it on and right before she came, I gave her some Angel Food Surprise.

by Subtle654 August 21, 2009

Food Court Druids

Teenage Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Magic the Gatherer

A special breed of Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Yu-Gi-Oh! Lord of the Rings, and other games associated with orcs, dragons, and plate-mail armor wearing alligators.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

eat my food

when you're talking about someone, something, or a certain situation and you're giving your opinion on it and you decided to not talk about it to avoid saying something bad or saying something that'll make someone look a certain way.

"Yo, did you know that Sierra sleep with her bestfriends boyfriend? I knew she was a hoe but-- You know what? Imma just shut up and eat my food, it's not any of my business at the end of the day."

by Zamarioarias January 30, 2019

food before feces

A phrase coined by pot, artist and activist Justin Thomas La Plante on his blog November 25th 1999.

Meaning:

Digest and create before making waste.

Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.

That you have wasted your money before buying the supplies needed is not food before feces.

This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.

by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011

Food Stamp Filets

It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.

“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”

by Politic Ric June 2, 2010

Ultimate Food Challenge

What separates the men from the boys. It dwarfs things such as the milk mile, the beer mile and the burrito mile. It consists of 4 stages, all separated by running a quarter mile.


1:Foot Long HotDog (and any condiments you wish to put on it)

----quarter mile----
2:A Moes Burrito(Can either be a Joey Bag of Donuts or Homewrecker. Must consist of ATLEAST rice, beans and meat. Any other condiments you wish to add you may do so)

----quarter mile----
3:10 Chicken Wings(Any falvor-CANNOT be boneless....thats to easy. You MUST get a majority of meet off the bones. You will be supervised at this stage. You may not proceed until your supervisor has cleared you)

----quarter mile----

4:A Large Sundae(must consist of atleast 3 large scoops of ice cream. any flavor, any condiments.)

----quarter mile----

Optional:Time deduction agreed on by majority on participants for every time you vomit.


First one who crosses the finish line after completing all four stages wins.
WARNING:NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

Recommended for people over the age of 13.

Have fun =)

guy1:Dude lets do something bad ass
guy2:lets do the ultimate food challenge....
guy1:shit dude. i dont know thats only a myth
guy2: stfu we are doing it.

by k4pt4inc00k3 December 9, 2008