DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
by PeeBee February 16, 2004
Finger Balls is the false sense of courage one develops when texting that doesn`t exist in a normal verbal conversation.
Did you see his text? He wouldn't say that to my face, he has some mad FINGER BALLS.Finger, balls, guts, courage, bravery,
by moonbeammaker July 31, 2012
An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.
Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.
Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.
Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.
Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.
Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?
Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.
Ted: Serious?!
Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...
Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.
Ted: Serious?!
Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...
by iTal June 30, 2011
by The Midlothian Mindflayer December 01, 2009
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by Scruge McFuck November 15, 2014
When a married person does not wear his or her wedding ring because he or she is angry at his or her spouse. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
by Mrs. Henry January 05, 2009