Thomas haynes

the fittest person on earth

woah id that thomas haynes, what a fittie

by Leighm2711 April 21, 2022

Thomas

The whitest being to ever step foot on planet earth

Person 1: so how did you become blind
Blind person: I looked at Thomas

by Jared the wanking pelican July 21, 2023

Thomas

A kid who's athletic and smart, really cool dude who gets along with everyone. Its amazing how good of a friend he is, he'll always be there for you. To talk to or to seek advice his a chill dude. He is also kind of boring as in he much rather do boring stuff like play chess or read book than party. doesn't have a bunch of girls and is also not one to turn up in the club or at a party. just a plain individual which could be a Suprise to some because the dude's style is amazing, and his personality is as well. all in all great friend and a very gifted individual.

Perosn 1) hey Thomas, you coming to Randy's house party.

Thomas) no, I mush rather eat a tub of Ice cream and watch Netflix.

Person1) sounds boring.

by Krayons 213 April 28, 2023

Thomas Edison

A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.

Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman

by bigboy42.1 February 22, 2023

Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.

I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.

by Mhba August 12, 2019

The Thomas Special

A meal consisting of Rice-A-Roni and a blue raspberry Fanta accompanied with a soapy boobjob

"You look sad, get this man the Thomas special!

by sgtGoober March 4, 2025

Thomas Osbaldeston

Thomas Osbaldeston is the best person in the world and never judges anyone; he is my best friend .... And a hipster before hipsters knew they were hipsters

That guys is so Thomas Osbaldeston

by Andy the boss June 15, 2011