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Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.
Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!
by B-rellie August 6, 2011
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john inman

Is a person who is really fucking amazing has a huge cock. Because of having such a huge cock women love to be around him.
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John Dudgeon

Big Muscles that have now turned into a beer belly. UFC wont let him in because his muscles are too big. Drives a Blood Red Mustang that is the Chuck Norris of cars! Neglects family every chance he gets! Oh, and SLIPKNOT RULES! JOHN DUDGEON!
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that mustang?

Friend 2: Ya dood, it was so John Dudgeon, it could go like 500 MPH in 2.3 seconds.
by MUSTANG8675309 February 4, 2010
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wall john

a wall mounted uranial
by gomer83 May 31, 2007
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John Smithin' It.

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.
Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?
by Meggybby September 11, 2011
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John Travolta

A very good actor. Has been in famous movies like Pulp Fiction, Saturday Night Live, Grease, and Get Shorty.
He was sweet in Pulp Fiction. Vincent Vega was a cool character.
by sagzag February 4, 2004
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