noah

he watches porn... but he dont even jerk off to it, what a weirdo

kid: look at this porn vid
noah: its good
kid: bro u are the only one here not jeking off
noah:... ehhh
kid: bruh

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

NOAH

NOAH ACTUALLY LOVES CHOLULA

Guy 1:HEY WHERE'S MY CHOLULA
Guy 2;idk NOAH probably took it
guy 1:and my viginity...

by DucksAreSexy September 5, 2023

DJ Noah FM

An internet hip hop station started in 2022 by DJ Noah 225. Listen live on djnoahfm.caster.fm

Schedule:
Mondays 8-10pm - The Quiet Storm
Tues & Wed 9pm - The Live Mix @ 9:00
Thurs 6-8pm - Throwback Thursday
Friday 7-10pm - The Friday Night TurnUp Mix
Saturday 6-8pm - The Zydeco Smackdown
Sat 8-10pm - Saturday Night At Da Spot
Sun 6-11am - The Gospel Morning Show
Sun 4pm - The Smoothe Jazz Soundcheck

Sun 5-8pm - All Blues Sunday

Mimi: Are you listening to Max 94.1?
Niya: Hell no im listening to DJ Noah FM!

by Fat Heffer September 10, 2023

Noah

A person who plays the 2048 game all the time in school and somehow still has the best grades in his class.

Guy 1: "Hey Noah can you help me with my homework?"
Noah: "Sorry I'm too busy playing 2048"

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

Noah

He loves to vape

He is such a noah

by nhkgyuevgjke gyhb September 14, 2023

Noah

HE IS A RACIST

Random gay girl named sam isabele: BRO NOAH IS SUCHA RACIST NIGGER
Girl named nhaj: WHAT I THOUGHE HES YOUR BOYFRIEND

by proodent September 20, 2023

Noah Sebastian

A beautiful man and Vocals for a band called Bad Omans

Person 1: hey, have you heard about Bad Omens? They seem like a really good band

Person 2: yeah, the vocalist, Noah Sebastian is beautiful!

by Somerandomgingerkid September 24, 2023