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Authenticity Testing

Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.

This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.

Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.

Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.

Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
by Freud's Evil Cousin June 8, 2024
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The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.
Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020
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blooben test

The blueberry based test that could be correct or could be incorrect. Who knows
Scar: "what is the blooben test? "
Grian: "... Please hold"
by Misahkay March 26, 2024
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Test

Have you tested it?
by SubahSubh November 23, 2021
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pierce test

A secondary Review of a friend’s potential dating partner by an unbiased source.
Hey did she pass the Pierce test?
by 2dicksandalie March 7, 2024
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testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.
You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.
by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023
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The Echo Test

A test to find out if a man really is gay ! His friend or boyfriend put 2 fingers each side of his bumhole and stretches the hole apart, he then proceeds to shout 'Echo' into the gaping hole, if you can hear the word 'Echo' more than once it means you are gay !
That Micky Flan is well gay, i did the 'The Echo Test' on him last night and we heard the word 'echo' repeat 9 times, what a bummer
by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022
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