by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025
Get the Ham-Stermug. Hams: the Arabic name for 'whisper'. The name might as well be the synonym for sarcasm. Hams is a girl with potential. highly observant and doesn't like most people. A Strong independent woman, who is usually model material and has an eye for fashion. Coffee addict. Just don't talk to her in the morning, whisper to her. Usually has an Immaculate taste in music and books and occasionally takes good photos. Don't Argue with someone who has this name, you will LOSE.
"Why is she moody this morning"
"Her name is Hams, you don't speak to her in the morning, her only language is coffee at this time"
"Her name is Hams, you don't speak to her in the morning, her only language is coffee at this time"
by Maazzaleen November 23, 2021
Get the Hamsmug. by fun haver August 30, 2015
Get the ham slappermug. The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.
Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.
That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.
My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.
Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.
I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.
My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.
Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.
I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
Get the Vagina hammug. by jAKETHeB0$$ January 14, 2017
Get the chip hammug. Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.
by geekyandfreaky December 24, 2015
Get the Ohio ham sandwichmug. Hard as a mother fucker.
by Bobby joe finkle March 30, 2015
Get the HAMmug.