ham-style

A Classification of "Fuck Up" that someone trys to hide and cover up while someone else actually "Fixes" their fuck up.
Man, that really went down ham-style.
by Nessiel July 26, 2019
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Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's
She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns
by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018
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slanging ham

Dawg I was with my girl and she had me Slanging Ham all night
by Longdick McGavin March 21, 2019
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ham cu

Acting on impulse because all they want to do is have fun or trying to get laid. Usually acts without thinking about consequences or responsibilities of those actions or results of actions.
by KingWear December 13, 2019
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Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle
Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!
by Wally Von Wallington January 22, 2011
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Condom Ham

Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.
Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!
by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018
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Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.
I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.
by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021
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