Dude stamps

A play on the term "Food stamps. Referring to when women go on dates with men solely for the free meal and drinks.

Dude stamps can refer to a girl's tinder matches, as if she's collecting free meals.

Olivia: "I got like 7 dates lined up this week."
Bella: "Nice work with the dude stamps, girl!"
Olivia: "Thanks, I'll make sure to order a bunch of extra expensive food so you can have some leftovers!"

by Eglandled August 4, 2023

Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.

Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.

by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023

Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.

Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.

by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023

Kidnap strap

Slang for zipties, as these are often used to bind peoples' wrists and ankles during an abduction.

The criminals put the kidnap straps on her and threw her into an unmarked panel van .

by Plateshutoverlock October 9, 2023

poop stamp

When a pet does not clean their puckered bunghole well enough and then proceeds to sit on a surface, such as a couch or bed, and leaves a ring of poop.

Susan picked up my frenchie and he got so scared he left a poop stamp on her shirt.

by too tired lol October 12, 2023

pudden stamp

The mark a females dogs hooha makes on concrete when she is in heat and still bleeding and sets down

Dixie left a pudden stamp in the shop when she sat down beside me. I need a couple Clorox wipes.

by EddieGirl October 15, 2023

paige stamper

paige stamper is the most perfect girl in the entire universe. her voice heals my soul. her eyes light up my world. she is the sweetest girl ever. she is so caring and so kind.

i hope paige stamper is my girlfriend in every multiverse.

by jasperwasperbear November 24, 2023