scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

Scottishly

When a word is pronounced more scottish

Tragic was not said "scottishly" enough for becca.

by 1234567hdjcybe June 22, 2016

scott hawkins

Savage teacher who don't give no fucks.

Yo Scott Hawkins is a savage. He threw hands at my essay.

by _coolishbeans43 June 12, 2016

scottish plunger

When your Girlfriend gives you oral after her mouth was being used as a human poo toilet

guy 1: Dude, Me and my girl just tried the Scottish Plunger,
guy 2: Really, how did that go?
guy 1: I'm got 5 years in the slammer for rape, Totally worth it though

by Dandal202 May 23, 2016

schlotty

The moment you realise you're not where you want to be.

"This place is schlotty, let's bounce"

by Kilam_ January 4, 2017

Scott Hungry

A word used to describe someone who is so hungry they have an excessive amount of food.

Person 1: Wow you got 3 cheeseburgers, fries and chicken!

Person 2: Yeah I'm Scott hungry.

by FUERZA January 12, 2017