Sans

The funniest Skele-Bone in existence. Don't get on his bad side, though, or he'll fucking kick your ass.

Random Youtuber: *Plays Undertale and does genocide*
Comments: OmG iF yOu KiLl AlL oF tHeM yOu'Ll FiGhT sAnS LoL

by Some guy who has a small brain February 19, 2019

san francisco twister

A mythical position where two homosexual men are simultaneously pitching and catching at the same time.

"I've seen DVDA once but I've only ever heard of the san francisco twister."

by Professor Chomp May 19, 2018

Jeff-San

Someone who changes a lot when exposed to like-minded people of the same age group and interests, fixing the issues they once had with socialization.

Person 1: "I'm sorry for all those things I've said in the past"
Person 2: "It's okay, you've gotten quite better. You're a real 'Jeff-San'."

by Bucket2Man July 20, 2021

a white san franciscan

Doing coke and mdma while drinking the breast milk of a pregnant woman

Before I headed to the bar I thought to myself, I could really go for a white San Franciscan to start off the night.

by Bunny Farts September 10, 2015

sans paper

paper with a hint of comedy in it, has to have a joke on sand paper

Person 1: Wanna hear my sans paper?
Person 2: sure
Person 1: What do you get with a cow with no legs?
Person 2: Ground Beef.
Person 1: you got me man

by Your_Bean_bowl April 27, 2019

San Francisco Duel

A brash, yet gentlemanly way to settle an argument. Should one accept the challenge, both participants face their backs to eachother and walk three paces. On the third pace both men face eachother, drop trow, and vigorously masturbate to completion. The winner is the first man to blow his load. Bonus points for ejaculating onto the other competitor.

Hey, did you hear about how mad Jason was when his GF was grinding on Tyrone? Good thing they settled it like men with a San Francisco Duel! Jason never saw it coming!!!

by Rumpleforezkin July 8, 2025

Sans

Pejorative

1. Someone who is excessively humorous, always funny, or quite sarcastic.
2. A chronic jokester

Derived from Sans the Skeleton, a character from Toby Fox’s Undertale known for being humorous and irreverent. First known usage as a pejorative dates back to ~2016-2017 on r/undertale.

Person A: *joking* “I heard your dog died, R.I.P lesser dog.”

Person B: “Now is not the time to be a sans. Cut it out.”

by Asriel___LOVER November 23, 2023