One of the best islands in the world.
They're owned by Spain, and they're definitively somewhere to go if you wanna go to the beach every day
There's around 7 to 8 of them, and the biggest one is Tenerife!
Unfortunately during Summer prices to go there are high since demand, so try going in autumn or spring since most of the year it's mostly just summer!
(No, seasons don't really exist there)
They're owned by Spain, and they're definitively somewhere to go if you wanna go to the beach every day
There's around 7 to 8 of them, and the biggest one is Tenerife!
Unfortunately during Summer prices to go there are high since demand, so try going in autumn or spring since most of the year it's mostly just summer!
(No, seasons don't really exist there)
Person 1: "Dude, I went to the Canary Islands in winter!"
Person 2: "And? How was it?"
Person 1: "It felt like I was back in summer! The beach was awesome and the rock beaches were the best!"
Person 2: "And? How was it?"
Person 1: "It felt like I was back in summer! The beach was awesome and the rock beaches were the best!"
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Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.
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