Plastic Steelers Hat

A black trash bag with a gold draw string. Browns fans encourage Pitsburg fans to wear it down to the shoulders, using the drawstring for a tight fit.

Mickey was braggin about Pitsburg, so I suggested he wear a plastic steelers hat.

by Jrswiatek February 24, 2011

alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head

Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night

by Shocker83 June 17, 2018

Tallahassee top hat

The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.

After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .

by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023

hat da ni

Unable to be moved.

(Punjabi/Hindi mix.)

(see something amazing happen)
you: "Hat Da Ni!!!!"

(See a friend lacking confidence):
you: "Hat da ni, you got this bruh"

When something just looks straight fire:
you: "Hat da ni sala!!!!"

by hatdani February 14, 2018

Red-Hat Rebel

Blanket term referring to Alt-right, Republican, or otherwise pro-Trump extremists characterized by MAGA hats, pathological stubbornness, disregard of factual evidence, spirited bigotry, staggering self-righteousness, and absolute inability to accomplishing anything in life. Commonly seen driving pick-up trucks plastered with Trump bumper stickers, flying Trump flags, carrying one or more assault rifles, berating minorities and Democrats, and otherwise being loud or annoying. Made popular in the wake of the Jan. 6th Insurrection.

My neighbor is a complete Red-Hat Rebel, he owned like 10 guns, six Confederate flags, and tried to kill Nancy Pelosi before the FBI arrested him while he jerked off to a picture of President Trump.

by Ivan Jakenof January 16, 2021

rasta hat hacker

Those whomst smoke and proceeds to try and hack shit and praying something works

nah nah lads an absolute rasta hat hacker

by F4r3well March 4, 2022

japanese hat trick

an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).

Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled

with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.

by Norman Finkweiler October 17, 2019