stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 06, 2024

magic bullet

A magic bullet is a blender that has never been used to process food, and rather used in the processing of drugs

"bro dont tell me you've ever used your magic bullet as a blender before, i know its bullshit"

by QFRSSaddle September 16, 2022

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

magical girl

me. im a magical girl. my name is denpa chan, my powers are moe anime 2000s denpa kawaii powers!!!1!1!!!!

some guy: lol your not a magical girl
denpa chan: MAGICAL GIRL POWER GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pinterestchancangofuckherself December 20, 2024