by Meme Acount December 12, 2018
by lolandabebongs September 16, 2022
18 months are not 1,5 years y’all, maybe 6... maybe 10, maybe forever so sorry I can’t answer this. But if you really want the answer ask one direction. (Please come back it’s been 6 years and we all miss you so much)
How long are 18 months?
A: “I’m taking an 18 month break”
B: *shocked* “So you never come back?”
A: “How long do you think are 18 months???”
B: “I don’t know I’m a directioner and I have trust issues”
A: “I’m taking an 18 month break”
B: *shocked* “So you never come back?”
A: “How long do you think are 18 months???”
B: “I don’t know I’m a directioner and I have trust issues”
by 18monthstheysaid May 05, 2021
Bro: "what ya gonna do today man?"
Dude: "I'm gonna do what I do everyday, bong all day long!"
Bro: "nice, mind if I join?"
Dude: "I'm gonna do what I do everyday, bong all day long!"
Bro: "nice, mind if I join?"
by GlazeHer February 25, 2014
Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were “Jew-ish”) in order to fit in.
by Cut__Guy January 08, 2023
by Sleezychicken February 11, 2017
*Noun~Description associated with the relationship or commitment a male has placed himself in with a female. Can also describe a relationship of members of the same sex. Often associated with the disappearance or seldomly appearance of a "bro". Can be abbreviated or said in full depending upon the severity of the situation.
Mike hasn't hung out with his boy Josh in a long time. Mike must have gotten himself some LTP (Long Term Pussy).
by cobra20110 November 12, 2010