A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025
Get the Land sealmug. by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023
Get the Land hoemug. This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018
Get the Land minemug. Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.
Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.
jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?
Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?
Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
by Rallisman February 9, 2024
Get the Landing the Mineralsmug. Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
by clickeye3 October 18, 2019
Get the Land Mimemug. by luis artiga December 6, 2022
Get the Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog,mug. by Master of beargreen August 31, 2023
Get the Hight Landmug.