Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.

Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!

by B-rellie August 6, 2011

John Smithin' It.

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.

Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?

by Meggybby September 11, 2011

John Allen

A guy who plays way too much fortnite for his age and eats copious amounts of cosmic brownies.

"Did you see what level that guy was on fortnite? He's a total John Allen."

by johnnybrav14 October 27, 2020

John Spead

A man who got a girlfriend, but never fucks cuz he a cuck ass hoe and often watches other men with his girlfriend

Her: Hey baby, u dtf?
Him: No thank you. I must remain pure.
Her: Ok, I'm gonna chill with your friends then.
Him: Can I watch?
Her: You’re such a John Spead!!!

by Hugh Jass sr. October 10, 2021

yeah john!

Something you say when your good mate, John is doing spectacular at a certain activity. You then proclaim (shout and raise one fist in the air)"Yeah John!" To hype up John as well as the rest of your mates. You can also overuse the term and say it occasionally to invoke laughter amongst your mates.

Josh: Did you see that John dropped 14 points against the opposing basketball team?

Trevor: No way bro that was sick, I always knew John was a baller.
Josh: Lets get the whole team over here
*Team gathers*
Josh: Raises one fist in the air and screams at the top of his lungs Yeah John!
After Josh says it the rest of the team says Yeah John and everyone laughs

by Donovan Bee October 31, 2021

John Travolta

A very good actor. Has been in famous movies like Pulp Fiction, Saturday Night Live, Grease, and Get Shorty.

He was sweet in Pulp Fiction. Vincent Vega was a cool character.

by sagzag February 4, 2004

John David

A shy boy who is secretly kinky, they normally have huge penises but don't act like it. Their big dick energy comes out in their kind attitudes. They are secretly into choking but nobody needs to know about that. They are the biggest sweethearts, VERY good in bed, and definitely a keeper. They are normally VERY attractive with blue eyes and light brown hair and a tan skin tone. John Davids are the hottest boys out there.

John David is so fucking sexy and he's so sweet, what a keeper!

by yea,jhfv,ajbew November 26, 2019