Uncle Fingers

An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?

Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.

Ted: Serious?!

Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...

by iTal July 1, 2011

elephant finger

To take it up the ass in a major way.

DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"

by PeeBee February 15, 2004

finger pop

noun: a douchebag troll on the internet

Yeah, that guy was acting like a real finger pop on the board last night.

by The Midlothian Mindflayer November 30, 2009

3 fingers

When a girls pussy is so loose that it can fit 3 finger maybe even a 4th

Yo yesterday I was fucking keisha and I fit 3 fingers in that hoe

by Ass eater ;p July 5, 2018

fingers trippin

The word "fingers trippin" means that when you and your girlfriend are somewhere private and you are having a sexual moment in your own time and all you have to do is simply start fingering the girl that you are next to. fingers trippin means that your fingers are trippin over the girls legs

guy: hey babe i'm feeling kind of horny right now.
girl:oky what do you want to do?
guy:oops my fingers trippin over your leg babe.
girl:oh okay

by kingsfan0210 and ajocali18 October 25, 2009

Finger buffet

The act of inserting the finger(s) into a females vagina

What did you do with Mary last night?

I gave her a finger buffet!

by Amdy Baines November 7, 2010

jammed finger

when a girl is on top of a guy and intentionally or unintentionally comes up too high and then down again really hard so that the guy's wang comes out while she's up and then gets painfully bent when she comes down because it doesnt have time to re-align for for re-entry.

"How was it the other night with that chick?"
"It was great until she gave me a jammed finger"
"ooooooouch, sucks man."

by p-zilla May 27, 2006