by blbamrsuraly August 9, 2016
Get the fast fingersmug. Finger Balls is the false sense of courage one develops when texting that doesn`t exist in a normal verbal conversation.
Did you see his text? He wouldn't say that to my face, he has some mad FINGER BALLS.Finger, balls, guts, courage, bravery,
by moonbeammaker July 31, 2012
Get the Finger Ballsmug. DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
by PeeBee February 15, 2004
Get the elephant fingermug. by The Midlothian Mindflayer November 30, 2009
Get the finger popmug. by Ass eater ;p July 5, 2018
Get the 3 fingersmug. "I tried to install that new shelf I bought, but my case of shit fingers caused me to put the hammer through the wall instead."
"I was so out of it from a head cold, I shutdown the SAN."
"I was so out of it from a head cold, I shutdown the SAN."
by Otsep February 23, 2009
Get the Shit Fingersmug. "Wellington Finger" also known as "The Wellington" also "The Wellington Finger" is a phrase which describes an action done by a sexual partner or ones self. It is when the index finger is inserted inside the anus into the rectum and twirled around in a circular motion.
"I have her the good old Wellington Finger last night."
"If you give me a free ride I'll pay you with a Wellington Finger."
"If you give me a free ride I'll pay you with a Wellington Finger."
by Dr. Wellington and Sons November 2, 2011
Get the Wellington Fingermug.