Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020

Depression

sitting in your motel room drinking Tequila by yourself

“Hey wyd”
“Just sitting in my motel room that the psych ward Provided for me, drinking a bottle of tequila racked from IGA”
“Oh you have depression”

by Ansoenenrms October 22, 2020

Depression

A mental disorder often associated with sadness that teenagers from ages 12 to 25 fake for internet validation And sympathy making the actual thing impossible to properly identify

Egirl : someone called me fat on the internet, I have depression

by Penisman222 March 28, 2021

Coronic depression

A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virus “COVID-19”

Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression”

by arvinator March 18, 2020

Depression

A mental problem causes a person to be more sad, lonely, or angry rather than being happy.

The boy had depression.

by Siwa beach January 15, 2019

cure depression

Become E-Girl

Noah: *Eats Chicken Nuggets*

Noah: *Drops Chicken Nuggets*
Noah: *Enters eternal sadness*
Noah: *Searches how to be happy*
Noah: *Becomes e-girl called Lua*
cure depression
Lua: *Happy UwU's*

this story is inspired by real-life stories

by Lua-Chan March 22, 2022

blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010