When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
Get the credit carding the soapmug. Becky is broke but she'll use that "Furry Credit Card " to smoke out tonight.
Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!
Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!
Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!
Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!
by Dusty Nuggets June 4, 2018
Get the Furry Credit Cardmug. A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.
by husdifaoghuitgfh;gbrtiyghsdfix December 23, 2023
Get the cardsmug. When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.
by dtill April 12, 2023
Get the Blonde Cardmug. by Swag11111111111111 February 19, 2022
Get the Cheese Cardmug. by Yoshibayoshi September 19, 2021
Get the Cardingmug. by blockboih September 24, 2021
Get the Credit Card Nirvanamug.