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Brandon

An awful guy. He’s the type of guy who wears creeper jackets. Some Brandon’s I met say “waifu” and “weeb” He’s the weird kid in school. If he has a girlfriend you should feel bad for her.
Person 1: That kid smells weird
Person 2: Oh that kid? He’s Brandon
by Doglover7162727483 September 10, 2021
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Brandon

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.
by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021
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Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now
by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021
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Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.
"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."
by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021
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Brandon Jerry

He is albino
Hey that guy is albino he is just lie Brandon Jerry!
by himynameisl September 30, 2021
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brandon G

a man who would do anything for f a m i l y. a chad who gets all the ladies but puts them aside for his f a m i l y.
joe 1: why did he give up candice

person 2: who are you and who is candice
person 3: just ask brandon G
by #releasethenewalbum July 17, 2021
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Brandon Jacobson

He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.
by Hello… July 23, 2021
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