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Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.
"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"
by Shredxvc January 25, 2022
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Brandon Rosales

Holy shit Brandon Rosales is hot af. I'd smash angel.
by Eden-jay May 12, 2021
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Brandon L. C.

A person who gives an abundance of joy, humility, and time and expects nothing in return. They are good with computers, especially Photoshop. They are great at everything they do because they do everything with passion. The full definition of a Brandon L. C. is much longer, but the most important detail to know is that meeting a Brandon L. C. will be the greatest experience in one's life.
Today I met a Brandon L. C. during a scavenger hunt and my life has been changed for the better because of it.
by DingleDick Shocker January 9, 2014
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brandon carmen

someone who is gay and only wants dick even if someone is trans the breandon carmen whats real dick and real dick only
trans person who is female to male :hey wanna go on a date

brandon carmen :hell naw you have no dickkk
by i loveeeee brandin carmen August 10, 2017
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Brandon Boxley

Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?

Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!
by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021
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brandon

brandon is a bitch
brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia
by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023
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Brandon Chong

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3
Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants
by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024
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